Honey, you're just in time, I'm tired of masturbating myself

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Well, since the weather is bad and we're not going out, at least let me give you a blowjob

Begs me to delete her lewd pics, but I won't give up so easily

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Husband for an hour not only fixed everything, but also checked the housewife's pipes

Suck a dick, get a job. It only helps if I cum on my face (part 1)

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you